Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?
Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off Orange Chicken as Tangerine Chicken, and I intend to confront them. Leonard: If I were you, I’d be more concerned about what they’re passing off as chicken.
Jim Parsons for GQ.
I don’t understand the obsession GQ have with depriving every guy of socks. They did the same with Nicholas Hoult.
http://iamsheldor.com/soup-at-home/
Penny: Why didn’t you just have soup at home?
Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don’t you imagine if there was a way for me to have soup at home I would have thought of it?
Penny: You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon: …I did not think of that.
Obviously you’re not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be more your speed.
Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch.
(via fallinginhate)
