lol omg this is funny! luv it!
Penny: Could someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?
Sheldon: There’s no switch. Just listen and learn
Somehow we managed to do this promo without Amy Farrah Fowler.
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I’m an actress.
Sheldon: Well I’m sorry. I’m just incredibly smart & everyone around here is dumber than a bag of rocks!
Penny: Mrs. Cooper? Hey, it’s Penny. I think I broke your son.
Sheldon: Mommy, I love you! Don’t let Spock take me to the future!
Sheldon: Yes, I see a sign, and it says Camarillo State Mental Hospital.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: That’s the only explanation I can come up with for why you think you sell shoes and yogurt.
Sheldon: Penny, you’re an “actress,” correct?
Penny: I’m not an “actress.” I’m an actress.









