Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?
Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off Orange Chicken as Tangerine Chicken, and I intend to confront them. Leonard: If I were you, I’d be more concerned about what they’re passing off as chicken.
Jim Parsons for GQ.
I don’t understand the obsession GQ have with depriving every guy of socks. They did the same with Nicholas Hoult.
Anonymous
Don’t trust the Mayans. Actual science tells us that it will be eons before the world ends. And don’t get me started on when Hell might freeze over… Thanks for the question!
http://iamsheldor.com/soup-at-home/
Penny: Why didn’t you just have soup at home?
Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don’t you imagine if there was a way for me to have soup at home I would have thought of it?
Penny: You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon: …I did not think of that.
Obviously you’re not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be more your speed.
